I’ve worked:
- as a waiter
- in libraries
- at theme parks
- on stages
- backstage
- fully-clothed in a Playboy video
- in an Oscar-winning film
- as a movie extra
- as a store merchandiser
- in a tuxedo shop
- as a pants-hemmer
- in a convenience store
- in an army surplus store
- at a deli
- as a paper boy
- in a dental lab
- for a veterinarian
- in a Christian bookstore
- as an English teacher
- for dance studios
- in trade shows
- in a puppet show
- wearing a dinosaur costume
- on cruise ships
- at the YMCA
- as a photographer
- for a floral designer
- as a writer
- as an editor
- as an office temp
- as an event planner
- as a tchotchkie buyer
- as a PR person
- as a call center rep
- a cell phone programmer
- a warranty program administrator
- for Actors’ Equity Association
- singing Disney songs in Spanish in Spain
- all over the U.S.
- wearing wigs
- doing magic tricks
- lifting women over my head
- through wardrobe malfunctions
- through degrading auditions
- on tour with a movie star
- at a nature store
- in a college speech communications office
- as an advertising manager
- for mentoring bosses
- for bosses with martyr complexes
- for bosses with ADD
- for bosses who let me boss them
- and as the kid who inserts wooden sticks into corn dogs...
I know these all tie together somehow. Let’s see if we can figure it out.
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